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So you want to Date my daughter, huh?
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Okay I've got one child. My precious baby girl. I have cared for her, bonded with her, and pretty much been over protective her entire life. This will not change. EVER. or at least till death do us...no that's the other one...what I mean is. She's 17 year old now and despite the numerous convent suggestions that my wife has ignored, boys are approaching my precious little girl. Now nature & instinct says just kill them and be done with it. But as many an overprotective father before me, there is my legacy Somebody must carry on the family, therefor I have to measure the suitors mettle. Now sure, like many fathers through the centuries before me, I could just take them out into the woods, and throw rocks at them until they admit they are evil scum who only want to take advantage of my daghters naivete. But I am a modern man, there is no need for physical threats. Instead, I will play games...
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Posted On: 2008-09-06 03:14:44
Edited On: 2008-09-06 03:16:10
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So we will start with something basic. Apples to apples. Very nice, mild party game, which gives away some key personality issues when you are the judge. Basic vocabulary, personal preferences, sense of humor. That kind of thing. Just as you can do well at apples to apples merely by knowing the personality of the judge, you can also learn much about a judge by watching what the pick. The best part is my daughter and her friends truly enjoy this game, so I could slip it in without anybody knowing it is a test. |
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Posted On: 2008-09-06 03:07:08
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TransAmerica with the vexation expansion. Now this game is beautiful. My daughter enjoys playing it, it is quick and easy to understand. Yet with the vexation expansion, it can tell a lot about how competetive a person is, and how well he acts to adversity. What does he do when somebody screws him over. whine? Complain? Take it in stride? Screw the person back only better? This is important to know about a person who may win my daughters heart away from me. |
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Posted On: 2008-09-06 03:08:12
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Posted On: 2008-09-06 23:45:11
Seeing you also have a real heir, just keep'em girls locked up.
Having 3 girls, I'll only need to let go of one.
Right ?
No.
When a friend of ours first pointed out to me that my daughter was turning into an atractive young woman. I panicked, and figured I needed to give her some kind of disfiguring facial scar. But I quickly realized a better plan would be to give the scar to the boys she dated.
As father of three boys (so far aged 4 1/2, and 2x 3 months), we ought to work out some arrangement right now to save future hassles. Dowry, anyone?
Better plan: disfugure yourself. In front of the boys. Her name. Your forehead. One letter at a time.
Better also take care of that 'friend' who 'pointed out' that your daughter was looking hot.